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Duck Tape Diplomacy

Mike's Meadow Muffin for November 29, 2004


Duck Tape Diplomacy

They say George is coming over,

To wine and dine with Paul,

after four years,

I guess he figured out,

We're neighbours after all.

I hope beef is on the menu,

along with spuds from P.E.I.,

'cause ol' George has always said,

he was a "meat and taters guy".

They need to sort some issues out,

and throw politics aside,

Or else the next four years,

could be a mighty rocky ride.

So put out the finest silver,

the best china plates and cup,

and buy a roll of Duck Tape,

in case Carolyn Parrish should show up!

Mike Puhallo

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