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Pass the Ketchup!

Pass the Ketchup!

Beware of cranky cooks,

Who act insulted, frown or pout,

As you add your favourite condiment,

to the grub that they dish out!

So don't be fooled by any pretence,

of culinary pride.

If they block your source of salsa ,

They sure aint on your side

From the latest studies on prostrate problems,

It's very plain to see,

The greatest health threat to men today,

Is a ketchup deficiency!

Mike Puhallo

PS , Sure, you can put ketchup on your muffins

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