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Have a Politically Correct Green Christmas

Santa might be running late

If itís foggy Christmas night.

ĎCause since Rudolph quit his drinking,

 His nose donít shine so bright.

 Olive, that other reindeer,

Who used to plague his life,

Keeps him on the straight and narrow.

Since she became his wife.

But Santaís got bigger problems,

Than the lack of a landing light,

That big conference in Denmark,

Really gave him quite a fright.

For although heís changed their diet

And done his level best.

 Half his team still failed to pass,

The methane emission test!



 Merry Christmas

 from Mike & Linda, Puhallo

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