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2 Problems..1 Solution

Itís a problem in big city parks,

From New York to Seattle,

 Great flocks of earthbound Canada geese,

Wandering around like cattle.


Instead of extermination,

Relocation is the way to go,

They need to haul the feathered vermin,

To the Gulf of Mexico.


The technology has been proven,

In many a scientific test,

 Soaking up oil spills,

Is what Canada Geese do best!


Mike Puhallo

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