Headin' into town!
I don't know why it always snows the most,
on the days I plan to go to town.
But with a little weight in the back and studded tires,
I can always get around.
I have no fear snowy roads,
white-outs or icy curves,
It's dodging all them city folk,
that really tests my nerves.
Death and taxes are plumb certain,
all weathermen are liars,
And towns are full of lunatics
scating around on summer tires.