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Enhancing Your Festive Spirit


Mike's Meadow Muffin for Dec. 15, 2003

Enhancing Your Festive Spirit

Canada post changed our address recently,

to conform with the enhanced nine-one-one.

So the SWAT team can find me

If I forget to register a gun.

The writers cramp, is subsiding now,

I mailed a stack of Chrismas cards.

with change of address notices,

all our friends and pards.

Smoked salmon and milk chocolate,

are each a favorite food,

And snacking while I'm writing

Helps create that festive mood.

I scanned the cards I sent down south,

for Chocolate residue.

Wiped nearly all the smudges off,

so maybe... they'll get through.

Mike Puhallo

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