Osama is a Republican ?
He's probably hiding out in Florida,
wearing alligator boots.
I think Osama and the Bush boys,
just might be in cahoots.
They all sold their shares in Texas oil,
And bought insurance company stocks,
Used ol' Saddam as diversionary,
target for the hawks!
Just a quick trip to the barber,
and Osama's out of reach.
While they scour the hills of Pakistan,
He's playing golf in West Palm Beach.