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The Sort Of Open Border

Mike's Meadow Muffin for July 25, 2005

The Sort Of Open Border

( US border opens to live cattle under 30 months of age)

Why did the heifer cross the border?

Why, just because she could!

and after two years of this BSE -BS,

any sort of normal trade sounds good.

Of course there's still the Montana bunch,

That, R -CALF lunatic fringe,

with one more round in their home court,

on which their protectionist plans all hinge.

But I think them dogs has had their day,

And soon we can deal with this nation to nation.

As we work to solve the next obstacle...

Bovine Age Discrimination.


Mike Puhallo

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