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It's Going to be a Very Foggy January

Mike's Meadow Muffin for January 2nd or third, 2006

It's Going to be a Very Foggy January

Santa turned the Reindeer out to pasture,

And parked his sled for another year.

The Elves are all in Mexico,

laying on a beach and drinking beer.

The Millennium Bug is six years old,

And still aint showed up yet,

He's holed up with Osama, Elvis and Rushde,

Somewhere in Florida would be my bet!

Now that the Festive Season has slipped away,

Strange new fantasies unfold.

As the winter election blankets our nation in fog,

When the hot air meets the cold.

Mike Puhallo

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