Go Kiss A Duck!|
There was a report in the news this week of a batch of ducklings from France being quaranteened amid fears of bird flu...
Mike's Meadow Muffin for week of March 6, 2006
Go Kiss A Duck!
A dozen Government Veterinarians,
in a circle on their knees,
Listening through their stethoscopes,
In case one baby duck should sneeze!
They spent their winter on a wild goose chase,
Through swamps, ponds and parks it's true,
In search of booger dripping beaks,
And other signs of birdie flu.
They seek it here, they seek there,
They seek that Bird Flu everywhere,
There was none here, so they took the chance,
To import a batch, all the way from France!
This, looks like a job for,
The Scarlet Pumpernickel!
PS. My apologies to Baroness Orczy (author of The Scarlet Pimpernel) and to Daffy Duck A.K.A. The Scarlet Pumpernickel.
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