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How Do You Get a Bean Burrito

in a Tooth Paste Tube ?

Shortly after Atlantis made it's rendevous,

with that space station, just last week.

The NASA boys hit the panic button,

when they smelled some kind of leak.

The spacemen snapped their helmets shut,

and turned on their bottled air.

While the experts searched in vain

for the source,

of that strange odor way up there.

Maybe, he who smell't it dealt it,

and ten miles above the ground,

aint like cruisin' in a Chevy,

You can't,

just roll the window down!

 

Mike Puhallo


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