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The Math Donít Work!

Been working on my income tax.

 I should have it done today.

I donít own any cows no more,

So Iíll probably have to pay.


Of course Cowboy wages and poetry,

Donít add up to a heck of a lot.

The cost of; horse shoes, feed and fuel,

Sure does shrink the pot.


I subtract the truck repairs and vet bills,

And that taxable income...

is gone!

I scratch my head and wonder,

What the heck weíre living on!


Mike Puhallo


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