Memo to David Suzuki and Al Gore;

Turn off your computers and look outside!

My Ponies stand humped,

In the cold spring rain.

On the hills and the passes,

It’s snowing again.

Some idiot on the radio,

Is babbling a warning,

 About Ski Bunnies in bikinis,

Caused by global warming.

If rising oceans don’t drown us,

We might die of thirst.

In forty years we’ll cooked,

...

Unless another ice age comes first!

Mike Puhallo

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