Each of us has our weakness,
Be it liquor, cards or dice,
Roulette wheels or tobacco,
We seem drawn towards some vice.
I can leave booze and weed alone,
Iíve never gone to Vegas yet.
But I canít pass a chicken bingo cage,
Without laying down a bet.
Now you canít bribe a chicken,
Or tell it where to go,
At a little fair last weekend,
I won three times in a row!
PS; Chicken Bingo is a lot like life,
The key to success is guessing where the crap will fall!
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