The Peruvian Gelding|
I got a call from a neighbor lady,
“Could you please bring your rope?
My gelding’s been running loose all summer
And I aint got a hope.”
The little brute was halter broke.
He’d been hauled and shown a lot.
He would eat grain from her hand.
She just could not get him caught.
She tempted him with the bucket,
As I stepped out to the side,
Punched a hole in my old lariat,
And threw it high and wide.
He only took a jump or two,
Before he laid down and quit.
Them Llamas aint too hard to rope
But the buggers sure can spit!
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