Santa might be running late

If it’s foggy Christmas night.

‘Cause since Rudolph quit his drinking,

 His nose don’t shine so bright.

 Olive, that other reindeer,

Who used to plague his life,

Keeps him on the straight and narrow.

Since she became his wife.

But Santa’s got bigger problems,

Than the lack of a landing light,

That big conference in Denmark,

Really gave him quite a fright.

For although he’s changed their diet

And done his level best.

 Half his team still failed to pass,

The methane emission test!

 Merry Christmas

 from Mike & Linda, Puhallo

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