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After forty years of lies we're finally right again!


Mike's Meadow Muffin April 13, 2004

After forty years of lies we're finally right again!

For forty years, margarine,

was touted as a healthy choice,

"Veggie fats are good for you,"

said the scientific voice.

"Avoid butter, eggs and red meat,"

was the yuppy health food code,

"Animal fats will kill you ,

your veins can't pack that load."

NOW, it turns out they were lying,

All the foods I love are fine,

It's seems we've made the healthy choice,

when on T-bone steak we dine.

Lack of protein, dulls the brain,

As recent studies show,

That's why them veggie eatin' yuppies,

are so "liberal", don't you know?

Mike Puhallo


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